p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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