Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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