is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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