In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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