Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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