its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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