On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Randomize
