I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
