Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Randomize
