Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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