the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Randomize
