Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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