i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Randomize