Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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