You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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