it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
we made out on top of his cat.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
