Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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