Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Randomize