And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
