Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
