We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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