what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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