what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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