I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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