So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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