When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
