They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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