I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
What should our trivia night team be named?
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I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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