lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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