Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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