did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Randomize
