It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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