question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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