He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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I'm gonna fight the coyote
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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