Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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