I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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