"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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