love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Just pee around me
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Randomize
