Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
