She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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