He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
