did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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