omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
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