ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
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Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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