I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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