My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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