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• (845): View more from New York

  don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..

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  With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?

  (410): View more from Maryland

  Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything

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• (407): View more from Florida

  At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport

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  Drunk minds think alike

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