so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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