if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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