Just cropdusted the office
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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