i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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