I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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