maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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