Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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