Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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