yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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