It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You smell like stripper and shame
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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