You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
It's Friday. Sex?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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