whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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