Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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