everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
bring money and cleavage
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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